Joking with Erasmus Minus

Now that ErasmusPlus is gradually coming to an end, it’s time to launch some new Erasmus Minus courses:

Let’s make your school less international

We couldn’t care less about the continent. But we still like your money. Join our Erasmus Minus course and learn how to make an Exit from the EU. BTW, don’t err to choose the course How to make your school less international. It’s the original. We copied it.

Teach money laundring at an early age in school

We are oligarchs working on money laundring. This Erasmus Minus course on the most beautiful Mediterranean island tells you all about the subject.

Finnish school culture

Have you ever been to Finland? No. Neither we, why? Join our Erasmus Minus course in the sunny South, and we teach you everything about Finnish education. We will find out by then.

Benchmark the worst practices of school education

Why always the best practices? Why not the worst practices? Come to our Erasmus Minus course in the country with the lowest points of PISA studies! You couldn’t be worse yourself.

Cheating in the tests without bad consequences

Of course, it’s not fair to cheat in the tests. But we don’t live in a fair world, do we? Think how they cheat with reindeer emissions in Lapland. We teach you in our Erasmus Minus course how to avoid bad consequences if you cheat.

Digital is hype – stick to old technology

We offer our Erasmus Minus course for those who hate digitalisation. Back to blackboard and chalk is more healthy for all. Analog technology is so much better. You’ll learn to use VHS and C casettes in the lessons again.

Use the Internet efficiently and save your own time

Our enterprise Steel & Copper changed from metal industry to blooming Erasmus Minus course providing. Now we offer training with our new name Steal & Copy.

Erasmus Minus course with no title

Why is our Erasmus Minus course without a title? It’s because we are so interested in you that we can develop whatever course in whatever venue if we get you there. Just let us know!

Bazaar conquers Erasmus Minus market

What would Erasmus Minus be without bazaar courses? You will find them in all the nicest places of the continent. Learn to know what bazaar is before the Chinese come.

How to avoid migrancy

We have no migrants in our country. So you can trust our expertise. Our Erasmus Minus course How to avoid migrancy is really given by experts.

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manager of Euneos Corp., EU course provider since 2006, senior lecturer of high school (retired), language teacher, writer

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